Girl Friends!!! Y aren't they there

The often repeated topic. It seems to be a mystery until you really start thinking. One of my personal favorites. Why some men can never fall in love ornever get girl friends? Many of us just keep complaining without thinking onwhat the inherent problem is.

Thankfully I did it as a case study and found out some important issues whichmight concur with a majority of people who are rocking the same boat as mine.

1) You always sit in the last bench with the other class rogues and otherpeople who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In caseof workplace no girls are there in your project and u have like minded peoplelike you as colleagues and whereinyour entertainment oscillates between the bars and cinema theaters.

2) U obviously cant groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc byjust shaking your head or grooving your hip. Desi music directors are yourfavorites. Devisri prasad simply rocks and u cant wait for a gaana or a bangra number to crop up. And you are too adept at dancing theenmaar or desi dance not the americanised western hip hop dance.

3) U perceive discotheque to be a place where u will have a chance to unleash your dancing potential(theenmaar) and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellow rogues immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. This automatically repels the women from you( they consider u as out of civilization, and we are the only ppl who can really dance..)

4) Your intelliegence level mostly can take in just jackie chan, arnold and stallone flicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. You just can't take major english romance films. Desi romance rocks.We invariably are the DDLJ and hum aapke hai kaun types. Rajni , Kamal,Shahrukh, Amir, Chiranjeevi rock. Tom Cruise is a dud!!! and invariably sucks...(obv..its becoz of jealousy..)

5) You obviously dont know how to make use of yahoo messenger and is used to scold your online friends with the best choice of invectives, spread rumours abt other guyz,and ask them to book the latest movie tickets. You unfortunately don’t know how to flirt using yahoo messenger and are frequently at loss of topics when you want to chat with some girl. Whereas u r deluged with strange topics to discuss with your friend with whom you had lost touch for the past decade or so.

6) You cant eat spanish, Italian foods and fav: restaurant invariably happens to be Andhra Mess, udipi restauarant,any road side fast food,gupchup types. We frankly are clueless as to what are bella, ciao, Tangerine and things like that unless we happen to go an a treat organised by the other guyz...:)

7)You dont see a reason why u have to go to barristas or qwiky's when the local corner naidu chaay" tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a barristas. lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by an human and you are thankful to naidu for providing it to you.

8)Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with your other fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke to the girl and impressing her. Besides you seriously tell very good jokes which the blondes can't comprehend or think it is vulgar. You have to tell some absolutely "stale jokes"( terrible bores) to make them laugh which though you try hard u will never be able to.

9) you seriously cant start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. I have seen guyz chatting with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. You can never do that. you will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falsely extol them. The
most important drawback we have is that we cant talk about what she had for breakfast.You seriously can't talk about that. We refer to those kinda talk in telugu as sollu...

Boy : what did you have for breakfast??

Girl : i had idli ....

Boy: Is it??? same pinch no back pinch i too had idli ..(he slyly pinches her) and laughs..

Girl : Ouchhh(artificially)...it hurts..

Boy: ohh.. I am sorry and (tries to apologise..)..then say "; i had sambhar for idli.."

Girl: (excitedly)..sambharrrrrrrr............ i had chutney....and giggles...

I swear I cant tolerate any longer than this...this is not figment of
imagination. I have seen this...though I agree there may be exceptions..

10) U cant sing bryan adams ,sting,george michael's song.. when they talk about linkin park you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you can associate with them is nehru park.

11) U seriously are clueless as to what rock music are

12) all thru college life u belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang nobody has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.

WITH ALL these attributes its difficult for guyz like us to fall in love or find a girl. But it is not a sin after all. I guess we are not made for it. Let us accept that and be proud of that we are one among the few in the vanishing tribe and amen to it..

we have THE uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having that trait is really a virtue and who knows, we might be the elite clique in the future. so all those of you who feel sad that they dont have Gf's chill !!! we are not made for it and I swear for our characteristics a GF would not have added any value addition and we are better off staying single till 28 or 30.

DISCLAIMER - Purely personal opinion

It's better not to speak and be thought of a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubts - Mark Twain



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